Posted in January 2009

How Fiction Works

101-dalmations2For the last two years or so, the Paperhouse has been working its way through the works of Walt Disney under the alibi of the children. Getting to the urbane, jazz-styled whimsy of 101 Dalmatians was specially pleasurable. “But you have to read the book, too”, I started declaiming. “There’s this amazing bit where the humans go to have dinner with Cruella de Vil and everything’s green and red and her kitchen is described as being like a mouth. It’s brilliant.”

Here’s what Dodie Smith actually wrote and I actually read about 20 years ago:

“After dinner Mr and Mrs Dearly sat panting in the red marble drawing-room, where an enormous fire was now burning. Mr de Vil was panting quite a bit, too. Cruella, who was wearing a ruby satin dress with ropes of emeralds, got as close to the fire as she could.”

Three panting mouths, one red room – but the simile between the mouths and the room isn’t written, it was inferred by me. And even as just a faint suggestion, it was such a powerful idea that it stayed with me for decades and even turned into my favourite part of the novel. The mingling of elements in figurative language and the combination of authorial invention and readers imagination – the confidence that the reader will make the subtle jump – is part of what makes this paragraph spark and flash like Cruella’s cigarettes.

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Paperhouse at the Picturehouse: Radio On

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In my friend Chris’s ongoing project to watch every film every, he recently watched Diner and commented on the movie’s nostalgic sensibility – a warm sense of a past rooted in friendship. Radio On (1980) is nostalgia of a different strain. Chris Petit’s British road movie, shot in brutally high-contrast black and white, is told in the grip of loss. There’s the immediate, motivating loss of the main character’s brother which necessitates his journey. But there’s also, in the camera’s determined absorption of everything along the route from London to Bristol, a powerful will to record it all – as if Petit feels that this is a world drifting away.

Pubs. The Troubles. Rumbelows (dead in the last recession). Manufacturing industry (likewise). Stiff Records – Ian Dury, Wreckless Eric, Graham Parker, Lene Lovich. For someone born in the early 80s, this sort of stuff is the texture of childhood, and it’s striking to see all these things revived in Petit’s detatched long takes. Would it have felt like this to a viewer at the time? Of the characters encountered on the way, those who aren’t bereaved are  devoted to the past, like Sting’s Eddie Cochran obsessive. The car that the hero drives around in is ancient already. Flicking curiously through the last photographic remnants of his brother, he can see what’s gone but not recover it.

Vertigo Magazine published updated shots of scenes from the film, underlining it’s documentary quality. Buy the film, it’s brilliant.

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Emergency Provisions

Let’s do a thought experiment. Imagine that, somehow or other, you’ve ended up in Kettering at the death of capitalism (capitalism having unexpectedly discovered that most of the money doesn’t exist – this is a thought experiment, so bear with the incredible details). You’ve been driving up and down the country for the last fortnight and you’ve listened the Pitchfork 100 Best Tracks of 2008 CDs to death. The CDs you got for Christmas are sealed in the boot under a thick layer of dirty clothes and new toys. You’re driven to an unfamiliar expediency: you must go to a shop and buy a CD.

Trotting up and down Kettering high street a few times, you fail to find any record shops. The only plausible outlet is a ransacked branch of Woolworths. The shelves are thinly stocked and in some places stripped away, punters bundling around in an agitated fug of nostalgia and excitement as they try to score one final magnificent bargain. You feel obscurely sorry for the CDs you aren’t going to buy – someone obviously overestimated Kettering’s appettite for Mark Ronson and Timberlake’s Justified. But eventually you settle on two albums you think will keep the car entertained for the remaining three hour journey and take your place in the queue behind an enormous middle-aged punk holding a litre of pick-n-mix before him like the Olympic torch.

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£5.27, including the half-price bag of Fox’s Glacier Mints. 80s high-gloss synth excess and fierce left-wing punk.¹ That’s the exact sound of the high street dying.

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¹ Turns out the piss-weak sounds of Jan Hammer were not much fun at all; luckily The Clash is really, really amazing.

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Extraordinary Claims

Honestly.

I thought the thing about religion was believing in really, really improbable things. I thought it was the whole laws-of-nature-defying that made deities so special, and the ability of believers to believe in the vastly unlikely that was going to earn them all the spiffy afterlife rewards. If Christians are going to start arguing that God’s probable, then what’s supposed to be so amazing about God?

PS There probably isn’t now stop worrying etc etc.

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