“What f***ing papers you reading?”

Another reason to hate on the tabs: they’re not just inspiring the English Defence League, they’re also acting as a muse to Danny Dyer and Nick Love. Even if the press don’t care about being fair or accurate, at least they could save us from another Outlaw:

“You know the maddest thing – they [the critics] thought it was about a country that doesn’t exist. The press was saying, ‘Oh, how can you f***ing say that about this film, how can you say we live in a lawless country and there’s nonces running around and people running around stabbing each other?’ It’s like, what f***ing papers you reading, you dozy c***s?”

Via the delightful Graham Linehan. Read the abridged version of Danny’s biography at Bilge Pump.

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4 thoughts on ““What f***ing papers you reading?”

  1. [...] earlier post was linked to by the ever ace Sarah Ditum over at Paperhouse in her blog about the predictably wrong-headed ‘message’ behind Oulaw, I felt compelled to clarify my views on the cinematic jokers Nick Love and Danny Dyer. It can be [...]

  2. Joel says:

    “The problem is, people have to *think* when they’re watching it.”

    Yes, Nick, *that’s* the problem.

  3. Sarah says:

    I seriously could have written a blog post for every sentence in that commentary. It’s too good.

  4. Gez says:

    This is literally incredible. It’s like a satire of nick love and danny dire. “When they are doing retrospectives on your life…”

    You couldn’t make it up.

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