“What f***ing papers you reading?”

Another reason to hate on the tabs: they’re not just inspiring the English Defence League, they’re also acting as a muse to Danny Dyer and Nick Love. Even if the press don’t care about being fair or accurate, at least they could save us from another Outlaw:

“You know the maddest thing – they [the critics] thought it was about a country that doesn’t exist. The press was saying, ‘Oh, how can you f***ing say that about this film, how can you say we live in a lawless country and there’s nonces running around and people running around stabbing each other?’ It’s like, what f***ing papers you reading, you dozy c***s?”

Via the delightful Graham Linehan. Read the abridged version of Danny’s biography at Bilge Pump.